Ode to a Donkey

Parting is such sweet indifference

So farewell then, oh donkey Jeep;

Yon bloated slow massmarket heap.

You handled like a queen-sized bed;

Riding like one hewn from lead.

Be you short on speed and charm;

We did not set out to do you harm.

But once we saw the one-way fee;

Clearly there could no mercy be.

Through churning mud and rock we drove;

With burning clutch, on you strove.

We took those boulders in one bound;

We bounced the backbox off the ground.

So thank you then our wheezing steed;

For delivering us at average speed.

Fuck your resale value, Budget